Fo ryears I've been fascinated by how, in time of war,

[Sir C]

the unimaginable quickly becomes the norm. I'm often struck by the experience of September 1939 - how a governement decree closing theatres seems hugely disconcerting to me, but in the context of a world war quickly became the new normal.

I see football's been cancelled then.

[barrybueno]

the unimaginable quickly becomes the norm. I'm often struck by the experience of September 1939 - how a governement decree closing theatres seems hugely disconcerting to me, but in the context of a world war quickly became the new normal.

I see football's been cancelled then.

And F1, wtf am I meant to do/watch at weekends now C?

And don't say go for a walk! I can't afford a pony/horse either...

[Sir C]

And F1, wtf am I meant to do/watch at weekends now C?

And don't say go for a walk! I can't afford a pony/horse either...

Have you considered going to the pub and having a couple of pints?

[Burney]

And F1, wtf am I meant to do/watch at weekends now C?

And don't say go for a walk! I can't afford a pony/horse either...

Presumably you still have a right hand and a broadband connection, b?

[Pokster]

Presumably you still have a right hand and a broadband connection, b?

but what about the other 23hrs 55 mins

[Monty92]

but what about the other 23hrs 55 mins

Surely five minutes for a w*nk is fairly standard? I mean, you hardly need to bother with foreplay.

In summary, I'm not sure this is the zinger you intended.

[barrybueno]

Have you considered going to the pub and having a couple of pints?

Weekend pub drinking, interesting.

PS. How long before they close all the pubs?

[Pat Vegas]

Presumably you still have a right hand and a broadband connection, b?

I will self isolate the **** out of it.

[barrybueno]

Presumably you still have a right hand and a broadband connection, b?

I can manage 2 maybe 3 a day B but what about the rest of the time? I'll end up reading books at this rate :nothappy:

[Burney]

I can manage 2 maybe 3 a day B but what about the rest of the time? I'll end up reading books at this rate :nothappy:

My greatest concern is running out of wine. I don't want to have to start drinking the good stuff due to shortages and isolation and whatnot.