you're showing certain symptoms etc, sure you've all had one. The thing is if I had said symptoms I'd like to know whether I've got it or not. You can't tell your mates you might have the virus, that's pathetic. I demand to be tested and confirmed for full bragging rights*
*Obviously I'd rather not go through any of the above but a home testing kit would be useful.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'