All those war 'poets' grit my shít. Whinging poofs. "Ooh it's so horrid and muddy here in the trenches and the nasty Germans want to kill me!" YOU'RE IN A WORLD WAR DICKHEAD, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
Yes, plus it’s the most tremendous rot. I saw that thing where they’d coloured in WW1 and all those lads seemed to be having a grand time. Smiling away with their terrible dentition they were.