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    Tim Krull’s water bottle

    That’s like taking an exam with the answers written on your arm

    Like that he has nothing for Parakeet so just point up to the stands

    Poor Fernandes had no fkin clue what to for his...worst I’ve seen for some time...complete shocker. Worst than Southgate’s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony C View Post
    That’s like taking an exam with the answers written on your arm

    Like that he has nothing for Parakeet so just point up to the stands

    Poor Fernandes had no fkin clue what to for his...worst I’ve seen for some time...complete shocker. Worst than Southgate’s
    On the ball City, never mind the dangers wd my new boys!
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

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    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    On the ball City, never mind the dangers wd my new boys!


    No surprise. I've suspected for years that you like receiving the Pink 'Un*.





    *Is this still published? It probably isn't, but I stand by the joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony C View Post
    That’s like taking an exam with the answers written on your arm

    Like that he has nothing for Parakeet so just point up to the stands

    Poor Fernandes had no fkin clue what to for his...worst I’ve seen for some time...complete shocker. Worst than Southgate’s
    I've no idea what any of this means.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I've no idea what any of this means.
    Tim Krull had notes on which way all the Spurs players went with pens written on his water bottle. The name of John Parrot wasn't on there because he's unknown.

    Fernandes' pelanty was worse than Southgate's effort in Euro 96.

    Hope this helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Tim Krull had notes on which way all the Spurs players went with pens written on his water bottle. The name of John Parrot wasn't on there because he's unknown.

    Fernandes' pelanty was worse than Southgate's effort in Euro 96.

    Hope this helps.
    I see.

    I was watching the pelanties last night and as Fernandes walked up my dad texted me and said "The scum are out". His BBC feed must have been about 30 seconds ahead of mine (my iPlayer had frozen a few times during the second half). This had the effect of completely ruining the moment for me and I ended up not even reacting when he missed. I then muttered that my dad was a "stupid prick" which annoyed the missus who felt this to be rude, unnecessary and irrational given that the result was the one I wanted. So I raped her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I see.

    I was watching the pelanties last night and as Fernandes walked up my dad texted me and said "The scum are out". His BBC feed must have been about 30 seconds ahead of mine (my iPlayer had frozen a few times during the second half). This had the effect of completely ruining the moment for me and I ended up not even reacting when he missed. I then muttered that my dad was a "stupid prick" which annoyed the missus who felt this to be rude, unnecessary and irrational given that the result was the one I wanted. So I raped her.
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