He was utterly charming. We spent some time looking at dirty pictures together.
Oddly, this was my second encounter with Mr Callow. Both times he has been the model of jocularity and good manners.
Simon Callow is definitely my favourite lovey.
He was utterly charming. We spent some time looking at dirty pictures together.
Oddly, this was my second encounter with Mr Callow. Both times he has been the model of jocularity and good manners.
Simon Callow is definitely my favourite lovey.
Which dirty picture lavatory was this?Originally Posted by Sir C
It was in The Goring. They have some quite explicit 18th century prints.
The Goring is definitely the poshest hotel in the world FACT.
Lovely! It is reet posh in there. On the occasions I've been there, I've felt distinctly oikish.
I always imagine I'm about to bump into her majesty. Yesterday I encountered a different sort of queen altogether.
Afterwards I went home on a bus.
This seems to have been a terribly democratic afternoon for you. It could only have been improved if you'd popped into a Greggs for a Steak Bake. Well done.
I seem to recall reading somewhere that he did!
I confess I had to google the term 'choad', ti.
It is with huge sadness that I must tell you that I failed to examine the membrum virile; the surroundings encouraging me to show some regard for his privacy.
Rest assured that the next time I encounter His Callowness in a convenience, I will attempt a cheeky picture.
He probably wouldn't mind in the slightest. Do you still get propositioned in public lavatories? Or have those...err...glory days passed?
And in fact, I seem to recall he got his knob out in A Room With A View during a bathing scene. I'm sure it could be googled.
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