Why does there always seem to be such a nasty edge to the Portsmouth crowd?

[Burney]

Maybe that's just what the locals are like. Is Portsmouth the Stoke of the south coast, one wonders? I think I've only been there once. With b, to visit HMS Victory :goodtimez:

I bought you a sex toy.

[Burney]

Hopefully, the **** is swinging beneath the Spinnaker Tower...

I mean I always assume that such 'characters' who associate themselves with football clubs are sex criminals, so he might be in prison.

There was that bloke in the top hat who used to rock up to England games. He was a nonce. And I was always pretty certain that the hard drives of people like 'Bully' and that 'Half kit man' who used to be Arsenal 'personalities' wouldn't bear close examination.

[Sir C]

I bought you a sex toy.

You did! Vicky's father found it terribly confusing, I remember.

We had lunch sitting outside a pub. It was as rough as fúck.

[Burney]

You did! Vicky's father found it terribly confusing, I remember.

We had lunch sitting outside a pub. It was as rough as fúck.

That's right. It was on sale in a vending machine in the bogs and I thought it was the least I could do to get it for you after you'd driven us down there. I'm nice like that.

I seem to remember that if you over-inflated it, its vagina prolapsed amusingly. Is that why her dad was confused?

[Luis Anaconda]

I mean I always assume that such 'characters' who associate themselves with football clubs are sex criminals, so he might be in prison.

There was that bloke in the top hat who used to rock up to England games. He was a nonce. And I was always pretty certain that the hard drives of people like 'Bully' and that 'Half kit man' who used to be Arsenal 'personalities' wouldn't bear close examination.

Basso - I seem to see him at every game I go to (not that there are too many these days - only one since Arsène left)

[Luis Anaconda]

To be fair he does seem a bit of a :****er:

Absolutely - but he's our ****er, p. The putting the ball down in that manner was funny though

[Burney]

Basso - I seem to see him at every game I go to (not that there are too many these days - only one since Arsène left)

That's the chap. You used to see him at virtually every game, the massive wrongcóck.

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[IUFG]

I mean I always assume that such 'characters' who associate themselves with football clubs are sex criminals, so he might be in prison.

There was that bloke in the top hat who used to rock up to England games. He was a nonce. And I was always pretty certain that the hard drives of people like 'Bully' and that 'Half kit man' who used to be Arsenal 'personalities' wouldn't bear close examination.

half and half kit man is almost certainly a wrong un.

I used to clock him a few times at away games back in the day. I always wondered what was in his carrier bag...

[Burney]

half and half kit man is almost certainly a wrong un.

I used to clock him a few times at away games back in the day. I always wondered what was in his carrier bag...

Presumably his mum stitched that together for him? I mean I'm obviously assuming he didn't have a wife.

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

I mean I always assume that such 'characters' who associate themselves with football clubs are sex criminals, so he might be in prison.

There was that bloke in the top hat who used to rock up to England games. He was a nonce. And I was always pretty certain that the hard drives of people like 'Bully' and that 'Half kit man' who used to be Arsenal 'personalities' wouldn't bear close examination.

Bully doesn't do AFTV anymore cause he thinks the big black lad is just making a fortune by showing the scum of london without sharing it around. Probably the most intelligent thing he said pre washing machine.