I'd rather live in a country of smiley types than Roy Keanes tbh. However ****s like these really take the biscuit>
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co...peakman-680410
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'