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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    92 year old, deaf neighbour

    BBC news on a loop

    This story has it all...

    Why was she 'storing' her MP3 player under the mattress?

    Why was there a gap in the middle of her bed?

    Where were they keeping the Christmas decorations?

    Who swears like that? 'Oh, my fúcking shít'

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Why was she 'storing' her MP3 player under the mattress?
    I'm actually more bothered that in 2020, someone still has an MP3 player...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    I'm actually more bothered that in 2020, someone still has an MP3 player...
    Chesterfield, innit. An iPod's probably much sought-after and highly-desirable technology up there. Hence her need to hide it under the mattress.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Chesterfield, innit. An iPod's probably much sought-after and highly-desirable technology up there. Hence her need to hide it under the mattress.
    Chesterfield. Only famous for being mentioned, near daily, on traffic reports that there has been an accident on the M1 near there.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Chesterfield. Only famous for being mentioned, near daily, on traffic reports that there has been an accident on the M1 near there.
    And the bent spire.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    And the bent spire.
    forgot that nugget about Chesterfield...

    The very mention of Chesterfield gives me an association with the M1 junction 29, Clacket Lane services and the M6 'near Sandbach'.
    I've spent too much time in my car listening to the radio, obvs...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    forgot that nugget about Chesterfield...

    The very mention of Chesterfield gives me an association with the M1 junction 29, Clacket Lane services and the M6 'near Sandbach'.
    I've spent too much time in my car listening to the radio, obvs...
    Last time I was at Clacket Lane Services, they had a Wimpy and it served fried chicken. This was most exciting.

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