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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Maravilloso Marvo View Post
    You think I will make it that far? Thanks for your confidence IUFG.
    I'm sure you'll breeze it, m.

    Without incident. Apart from the chafing and the bleeding nipples.

    Get some Glide.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Maravilloso Marvo View Post
    I've turned 40 and as my wife and two children mean I can't afford a sports car, I've opted to run a marathon for my mid life crisis. This Sunday I will be in Seville with 14,000 other people running 26.2 miles as quickly as possible.

    So how about it AWIMB? Apart from don't do it, do you have any advice to offer me?
    Dont do it you stoopid ****
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Dont do it you stoopid ****


    Well done the pub

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Maravilloso Marvo View Post


    Well done the pub
    Good luck
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Maravilloso Marvo View Post
    I've turned 40 and as my wife and two children mean I can't afford a sports car, I've opted to run a marathon for my mid life crisis. This Sunday I will be in Seville with 14,000 other people running 26.2 miles as quickly as possible.

    So how about it AWIMB? Apart from don't do it, do you have any advice to offer me?
    No advice but glwtp

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    No advice but glwtp
    I've been without drinking for 158 days now as part of my training for this. I'd say you should try it some time, but I won't, I miss drinking.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Maravilloso Marvo View Post
    I've been without drinking for 158 days now as part of my training for this. I'd say you should try it some time, but I won't, I miss drinking.
    I used to do that - now it just seems like a futile gesture in a mad, mad world

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    I used to do that - now it just seems like a futile gesture in a mad, mad world
    I met you once when you were off the booze, training for a charity run I think. You were too sober to remember it I reckon.

    Very beardy I seem to recall, hope that was for charity as well!
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    I met you once when you were off the booze, training for a charity run I think. You were too sober to remember it I reckon.

    Very beardy I seem to recall, hope that was for charity as well!
    It rings a bell -definitely met you when I wasn't off the booze as well though

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Maravilloso Marvo View Post
    I've turned 40 and as my wife and two children mean I can't afford a sports car, I've opted to run a marathon for my mid life crisis. This Sunday I will be in Seville with 14,000 other people running 26.2 miles as quickly as possible.

    So how about it AWIMB? Apart from don't do it, do you have any advice to offer me?
    Looking at your training times you have nothing to worry about, enjoy the day and don't get too hung up on what time you do
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