Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Did she have a cock and balls though, g? That's the angle we're considering today.
No, but when we did shedloads of acid on the Pacific coast, she did go all hairy for a minute.

We got thrown out of the hotel - I tried to get them to light a candle for me so we could keep lighting fags, but they could feel all the energy and thought we were performing some black magic ceremony or something.

The next evening, I ate an endangered lobster (well, langouste, not an homard) in my seafood soup. I don't recommend it. You could taste the fear of extinction in his flesh.

But Jockettes are the same whether they have a visible cock and balls or not. Stay well clear, imo.