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    Anyone catch the Barrymore documentary?

    Suffice to say: Very much not alright at the back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Suffice to say: Very much not alright at the back
    We knew that bit already though. What did we learn in this doc?

    p.s. going to see Simon Evans tonight*

    *In Gravesend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    We knew that bit already though. What did we learn in this doc?

    p.s. going to see Simon Evans tonight*

    *In Gravesend
    I saw him when he supported Lee Mack.

    Both were very good, tbf.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    I saw him when he supported Lee Mack.

    Both were very good, tbf.
    Can't imagine Barrymore was a patch on Lee Mack tbh
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Can't imagine Barrymore was a patch on Lee Mack tbh
    one has to ask...

    how did a warm up man for Little and Large end up with a TV career of their own..?

    the mind boggles.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    one has to ask...

    how did a warm up man for Little and Large end up with a TV career of their own..?

    the mind boggles.
    Blimey, that's a lot of warming up to do imo. Obviously bowled the tv execs over with the all time classic 'alwight at the back?' Genius.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    one has to ask...

    how did a warm up man for Little and Large end up with a TV career of their own..?

    the mind boggles.
    I'd argue that it's pretty easy to look like a comic genius next to Little and Large.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    We knew that bit already though. What did we learn in this doc?

    p.s. going to see Simon Evans tonight*

    *In Gravesend
    It was mostly a proper and thorough re-tread of the facts. The grisly details were confirmed by four forensic pathologists and they aired the 999 call (“A geezer’s drowned in the pool… you don’t expect it, do you?”).
    The postscript told us police believe that “loyalties” may have changed that Essex Police had relaunched their investigation with a £20,000 reward.
    What I hadn't realised was that it happened in Roydon, which is just down the road from me.

    I wish you joy of your evening. And Gravesend at least isn't Dartford, so be grateful for small mercies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    We knew that bit already though. What did we learn in this doc?

    p.s. going to see Simon Evans tonight*

    *In Gravesend
    It did cause me to google 'pool thermometer', though and, frankly, the shape of them does invite this sort of thing imo.

    Thermometer.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It did cause me to google 'pool thermometer', though and, frankly, the shape of them does invite this sort of thing imo.

    Thermometer.jpg
    Is that really what they shoved up his arse????? I thought it was a steel object?

    Was anyone brave enough to delicately suggest he may have put it up there himself? I mean, the gays aren't entirely impartial to that kind of thing, are they?

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