Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
Is that really what they shoved up his arse????? I thought it was a steel object?

Was anyone brave enough to delicately suggest he may have put it up there himself? I mean, the gays aren't entirely impartial to that kind of thing, are they?
There was that and a broken shed door handle, apparently. The mind boggles.

I'm not sure there was any suggestion that Lubbock was a gay. Although if he wasn't, accepting an invitation to Michael Barrymore's pool party suggests a frankly life-endangering naivety.