Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
Would you eat with cutlery that's been smeared in sh*t and then put through the dishwasher?

Saying that, I once pissed in a glass and the missus chucked it away, which I thought was a bit of an over-reaction.
Without wishing to be indelicate, I assume that neither you nor your good lady partner was a virgin when you met? So both of you are happy to engage with the other's genitals in the knowledge that they are not exactly 'box fresh', as it were? So what's the difference?