Reports of a new pony in a field.
Came and had a good old nose around.
Told me I should be ‘very proud’ of what I’ve done.
That’s it, I now have official approval from the Feds.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
notice of the authorities. Not a single black horse in that field b, not one!
As he's a veteran of this board I may be able to get him off with diversity training but this isn't his first transgression - what colour is his wife b, what colour is she?
He may be going down the well I'm afraid.