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    Just had the RSPCA in.

    Reports of a new pony in a field.

    Came and had a good old nose around.

    Told me I should be ‘very proud’ of what I’ve done.

    That’s it, I now have official approval from the Feds.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Reports of a new pony in a field.

    Came and had a good old nose around.

    Told me I should be ‘very proud’ of what I’ve done.

    That’s it, I now have official approval from the Feds.
    Fine, but what **** is grassing you up to the feds about your new hoss? Do we live among the horse Stasi now?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Fine, but what **** is grassing you up to the feds about your new hoss? Do we live among the horse Stasi now?
    It's the world we live, sadly. Probably some socialist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's the world we live, sadly. Probably some socialist.
    I look forward to when you are selling a batch of glue off cheap...put me down for a bottle will you
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's the world we live, sadly. Probably some socialist.
    I fail to see what business it is if anyone if a man chooses to have a horse outside.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I fail to see what business it is if anyone if a man chooses to have a horse outside.
    Specially on C's vast land, the Bertie must have used a powerful telescope to see it imo
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  7. #7

    It was me that took on the thankless task of bringing his egregious racism to the

    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Fine, but what **** is grassing you up to the feds about your new hoss? Do we live among the horse Stasi now?
    notice of the authorities. Not a single black horse in that field b, not one!

    As he's a veteran of this board I may be able to get him off with diversity training but this isn't his first transgression - what colour is his wife b, what colour is she?

    He may be going down the well I'm afraid.

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