Boris goes where no politician dares to tread and acknowledges the unique evil of

[Burney]

Legumes, surely?

Yes. As are beans. In fact, what we call a pea is just a bean.

[Sir C]

Yes. As are beans. In fact, what we call a pea is just a bean.

Every day's a school day!

Doesn't help me with an actual meal though, does it?

[Burney]

Every day's a school day!

Doesn't help me with an actual meal though, does it?

If you really want to avoid carbs completely, just shove the salmon into your face and eat nothing else. Or go shopping.

Otherwise, compromise and do the bean fritter thing.