Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
He's doing swimmingly, tbh.

The search for a companion has fallen foul of some mission creep. At first she was looking at donkey sanctuaries. Then we moved on to pony sanctuaries. Now I'm being shown adverts in Horse & Hound for 17 hand hunters.
This was clearly inevitable and you must have known it would happen. You will be running a stables within the year.

Will it be a companion for sexy time? Does he still have his accoutrements?

By the way, you know these little chaps live for 40-odd years if well looked after, don't you? The strong likelihood is that Barney will outlive you.