Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Barney has been gelded, poor lamb.

Remember last week when I was yearning for a legacy? There it is. I may buiy a giant tortoise as well, those *******s live forever.
Ah, well it's probably a mercy, to be fair. Otherwise his monstrous member would probably be dragging on the ground all the time. And I know only too well what a misery that is!

The Galapagos tortoise? Stephen would be unspeakably envious.