Reply With QuoteDo you actually have any experience in this endeavour, or are you planning to learn on the hoof?Originally Posted by Sir C
Ah, well it's probably a mercy, to be fair. Otherwise his monstrous member would probably be dragging on the ground all the time. And I know only too well what a misery that is!
The Galapagos tortoise? Stephen would be unspeakably envious.
Do you actually have any experience in this endeavour, or are you planning to learn on the hoof?
I seem to remember Sir C telling me that he has dabbled in horseflesh in a previous life.
One had ponies as a child, naturally. But that would be 40 years ago, so some book learning is required.
He still has a *****, b. He's been gelded, not mutilated by a maniac.
Yes, but it won't be as long - or as potentially tumescent, presumably?
Anyway, it feels wrong to be discussing the poor chap's genital mishaps like this. We should change the subject.
If it's cold. won't you have to make some sort of shelter for him? Or will you just bring him into the house?
Will he have a little coat?
Will you ever make him wear a little hat for your own amusement? I ask this because I have seen pictures of this practice and it pleases me.
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I have ordered a stable block. It is currently being built by a man in Norfolk. Room for two horses, with a tack room included.
He doesn't actually need a shelter; he's a hardy chap. Of course his companion might be rather more delicate...
He will NOT wear a hat. Ever. I may sport something along the lines of a ten gallon jobbie. Or a Ronnie van Zant.
Mercy me Berni, I thought your newly regained sovereignty and freedoms might make you more pleasant but you seem to be yet more bellicose and vitriolic
Did you see pretty Priti being asked why this fellow had been released after she had assured us it would all stop the day she took office? Her response was "fúck off you moaning remainer çunt". She gives me a chubby b.
All this because you happened to find a horse! The speed with which these things happen once your glw gets the bit between her teeth is somewhat awe-inspiring.
The hat news is sad, though. I am disappoint. A quick google of 'horses in hats' makes it clear that equipping one's equine chum with the latest millinery is a source of great humour.
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Nah. Fúck reconciliation. I see you lot as treasonous filth and fully support any policy that involves keeping our boot on your neck.Mercy me Berni, I thought your newly regained sovereignty and freedoms might make you more pleasant but you seem to be yet more bellicose and vitriolic
Did you see pretty Priti being asked why this fellow had been released after she had assured us it would all stop the day she took office? Her response was "fúck off you moaning remainer çunt". She gives me a chubby b.
No offence, like.
I do like Priti. She has a properly evil and sadistic twinkle in her eye that's highly alluring.
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