Watching the footage of this Streatham business and wondering why when he was

[Burney]

He still has a *****, b. He's been gelded, not mutilated by a maniac.

Yes, but it won't be as long - or as potentially tumescent, presumably?

Anyway, it feels wrong to be discussing the poor chap's genital mishaps like this. We should change the subject.

If it's cold. won't you have to make some sort of shelter for him? Or will you just bring him into the house?
Will he have a little coat?
Will you ever make him wear a little hat for your own amusement? I ask this because I have seen pictures of this practice and it pleases me.
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[Sir C]

Yes, but it won't be as long - or as potentially tumescent, presumably?

Anyway, it feels wrong to be discussing the poor chap's genital mishaps like this. We should change the subject.

If it's cold. won't you have to make some sort of shelter for him? Or will you just bring him into the house?
Will he have a little coat?
Will you ever make him wear a little hat for your own amusement? I ask this because I have seen pictures of this practice and it pleases me.
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I have ordered a stable block. It is currently being built by a man in Norfolk. Room for two horses, with a tack room included.
He doesn't actually need a shelter; he's a hardy chap. Of course his companion might be rather more delicate...
He will NOT wear a hat. Ever. I may sport something along the lines of a ten gallon jobbie. Or a Ronnie van Zant.

[Burney]

I have ordered a stable block. It is currently being built by a man in Norfolk. Room for two horses, with a tack room included.
He doesn't actually need a shelter; he's a hardy chap. Of course his companion might be rather more delicate...
He will NOT wear a hat. Ever. I may sport something along the lines of a ten gallon jobbie. Or a Ronnie van Zant.

All this because you happened to find a horse! The speed with which these things happen once your glw gets the bit between her teeth is somewhat awe-inspiring.

The hat news is sad, though. I am disappoint. A quick google of 'horses in hats' makes it clear that equipping one's equine chum with the latest millinery is a source of great humour.

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