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Thread: So I feel I ought to mark Brexit Day with a nice dinner.

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    So I feel I ought to mark Brexit Day with a nice dinner.

    Something a bit fancy, like. What should I make?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Something a bit fancy, like. What should I make?
    To truly reflect the day, I suggest that you take some meat and boil it until it's grey. Take bread and make a pap, with milk. Eat this with some nice ale, a pint of Tepid Dishwater should do you nicely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Something a bit fancy, like. What should I make?
    Something typically English?

    Chicken Tikka Massala...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    To truly reflect the day, I suggest that you take some meat and boil it until it's grey. Take bread and make a pap, with milk. Eat this with some nice ale, a pint of Tepid Dishwater should do you nicely.
    Roast beef would make sense, but it would be wrong on a Friday. What are you making tonight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Something typically English?

    Chicken Tikka Massala...
    I could just get a takeaway, couldn't I? And then drink myself stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Roast beef would make sense, but it would be wrong on a Friday. What are you making tonight?
    Today we will have a special treat as it's Friday.

    For each diner:

    Lean eye of sirloin steak, 150 g - 275 calories
    Brocolli, steamed, 6 florets - 30 calories
    Lettuce, little gem, one - 30 calories
    Vinaigrette, 1/2 tablespoon - 60 calories

    Red wine, 750 ml - 616 calories

    Meal total: 1016 calories.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Today we will have a special treat as it's Friday.

    For each diner:

    Lean eye of sirloin steak, 150 g - 275 calories
    Brocolli, steamed, 6 florets - 30 calories
    Lettuce, little gem, one - 30 calories
    Vinaigrette, 1/2 tablespoon - 60 calories

    Red wine, 750 ml - 616 calories

    Meal total: 1016 calories.

    Oh, dear. I forgot you'd turned protestant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, dear. I forgot you'd turned protestant.
    I'm almost there, actually. I've taken off 7lbs in about 10 days.

    I'm staying on it until next Friday, when I will eat breakfast at the A1 Truckstop at Colserworth (the so-called 'Belly Buster') followed by fish and chips for lunch at The Old Keswickian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I could just get a takeaway, couldn't I? And then drink myself stupid.
    Get a Chinese Wonder if they're noticing a drop off in orders?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Get a Chinese Wonder if they're noticing a drop off in orders?
    I was reading today that Coronavirus is causing a spike in anti-Chinese sentiment. To be honest, I hadn't noticed this (possibly because I never liked the inscrutable little fúckers in the first place), so I might do my bit by firebombing the local chinky tonight.

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