You can only have one condiment for the rest of your life

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Tomato (Heinz, obvs)
Brown (don't care which - they're all disgusting)
Worcestershire
Mayonnaise
Sriracha or other chilli sauce
Mustard (English or whichever homo version you (wrongly) prefer)
Other


Clearly the right answer is English mustard, but if you have incorrect opinions, please share them

English is a very strange way to spell Dijon.

[The Insider]

Anything Kimchi related. although Im surprised that you scum haven't mentioned horseradish. Creamed obviously, not the supermarket sauce ****e, I grow my own and make own condiment, literally goes with everything.