You can only have one condiment for the rest of your life

[Sir C]

This is probably the least wrong of the wrong answers, but you can't put chilli sauce on a pork pie, can you?

I do. I put chilli sauce on everything. I put chilli sauce on poached eggs, on steaks, on bacon sandwiches, everything.

My wife finds this distasteful.

[Monty92]

I do. I put chilli sauce on everything. I put chilli sauce on poached eggs, on steaks, on bacon sandwiches, everything.

My wife finds this distasteful.

My wife puts it on everything too. We should swap.

[Burney]

My wife puts it on everything too. We should swap.

I'm sure there are websites for this sort of thing. Or car parks.

[Monty92]

I'm sure there are websites for this sort of thing. Or car parks.

No, I mean she puts it on *everything*

[PSRB]

I do. I put chilli sauce on everything. I put chilli sauce on poached eggs, on steaks, on bacon sandwiches, everything.

My wife finds this distasteful.

Chilli sauce goes with everything