You can only have one condiment for the rest of your life

[barrybueno]

Tomato (Heinz, obvs)
Brown (don't care which - they're all disgusting)
Worcestershire
Mayonnaise
Sriracha or other chilli sauce
Mustard (English or whichever homo version you (wrongly) prefer)
Other


Clearly the right answer is English mustard, but if you have incorrect opinions, please share them

I'll go for the sweet chilli sauce, nothing flash just some stuff I get from Lidl's. I swear I could eat dogshít with that on it B.