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Thread: My horse ****ing loves me.

  1. #1

    My horse ****ing loves me.

    We have a spiritual connection.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    We have a spiritual connection.
    Are you not worried that the pikeys will catch you and make you suffer the traditional fate of all horse thieves?

    Horse_thief_hanging.jpg

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Are you not worried that the pikeys will catch you and make you suffer the traditional fate of all horse thieves?

    Horse_thief_hanging.jpg
    It's not like that anymore B, C will just have to fight Brad Pitt and then buy his mum a caravan.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by sir c View Post
    we have a spiritual connection.
    i want a horse

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    i want a horse
    No, I'm afraid the German word for horse is just too ugly and wrong to allow German horse ownership.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    It's not like that anymore B, C will just have to fight Brad Pitt and then buy his mum a caravan.
    Naked as the day they were born. In a barn.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Are you not worried that the pikeys will catch you and make you suffer the traditional fate of all horse thieves?

    Horse_thief_hanging.jpg
    I didn't steal it. I rescued it.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I didn't steal it. I rescued it.
    Have you informed the polis?

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Have you informed the polis?
    No.

    They might try to take my horse away.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No.

    They might try to take my horse away.
    But what if it has rabies?

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