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    Today, I learnt that Alexander The Great became King because his father's

    assassination had been triggered by a chap getting the assassin drunk, bum-raping him and then handing him to his stable hands for a mass bumming.

    What have you learnt today, awimb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    assassination had been triggered by a chap getting the assassin drunk, bum-raping him and then handing him to his stable hands for a mass bumming.

    What have you learnt today, awimb?
    Oh I learnt that Down's syndrome is so named after John Langdon Haydon Down.......who actually came up with the terms "Mongolid idiots" and "Mongols" for sufferers

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Oh I learnt that Down's syndrome is so named after John Langdon Haydon Down.......who actually came up with the terms "Mongolid idiots" and "Mongols" for sufferers
    I like that. He'd probably hate the idea of having his name associated with the mongs.

    Thank you for dropping this knowledge, psrb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I like that. He'd probably hate the idea of having his name associated with the mongs.

    Thank you for dropping this knowledge, psrb.
    Thank Bill Bryson. His new book 'The Body', very interesting it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Thank Bill Bryson. His new book 'The Body', very interesting it is
    I started listening to that, but then it started to freak me out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I started listening to that, but then it started to freak me out.
    What freaked you out? I find it fascinating

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Thank Bill Bryson. His new book 'The Body', very interesting it is
    I remember 'A Short History of Nearly Everything' many years ago, was a really good read iirc
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    assassination had been triggered by a chap getting the assassin drunk, bum-raping him and then handing him to his stable hands for a mass bumming.

    What have you learnt today, awimb?
    I learnt the sales fella who I always assumed was a cund but gave him the benefit of the doubt is in fact a complete and utter cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I learnt the sales fella who I always assumed was a cund but gave him the benefit of the doubt is in fact a complete and utter cund.
    I'm actually glad, f. You'd been becoming a bit happy and non-misanthropic lately. I'm glad to see your innate mistrust of your fellow man return.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I'm actually glad, f. You'd been becoming a bit happy and non-misanthropic lately. I'm glad to see your innate mistrust of your fellow man return.
    However I have confronted him and cleared the air.

    I would have allowed this to fester for many a week in the past.

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