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  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    I've learnt that one of our new recruits who told me we'd given him a dud phone (which was brand new) had actually turned on call blocking for all calls.

    He'd put 'problem-solving' as one of his key attributes within his CV...
    Well I have now learnt that there is such a thing as 'call blocking' and I will be using this in future. tyvm iufg.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I'm actually glad, f. You'd been becoming a bit happy and non-misanthropic lately. I'm glad to see your innate mistrust of your fellow man return.
    However I have confronted him and cleared the air.

    I would have allowed this to fester for many a week in the past.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You have confused 'learnt' with 'remembered', la.

    Mind you, I had a dreadful hangover yesterday and had to eat sausage and crinkle-cut chips with ketchup for lunch like my mum used to make me in order to recover. It was that or curl into the foetal position.
    That actually sounds quite nice. I had to go to McDonalds for lunch

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    You have confused 'learnt' with 'remembered', la.

    Mind you, I had a dreadful hangover yesterday and had to eat sausage and crinkle-cut chips with ketchup for lunch like my mum used to make me in order to recover. It was that or curl into the foetal position.
    oooh, very la-di-da.

    I bet you cut your sandwiches into triangles too...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I like that. He'd probably hate the idea of having his name associated with the mongs.

    Thank you for dropping this knowledge, psrb.
    Thank Bill Bryson. His new book 'The Body', very interesting it is

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    oooh, very la-di-da.

    I bet you cut your sandwiches into triangles too...
    They are the best shape of chips and I will fight anyone who says different. That they have gone out of fashion is due solely to the hoity-toity snooty sneering of snobby spastics.

    It stands to reason.

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Thank Bill Bryson. His new book 'The Body', very interesting it is
    I started listening to that, but then it started to freak me out.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    They are the best shape of chips and I will fight anyone who says different. That they have gone out of fashion is due solely to the hoity-toity snooty sneering of snobby spastics.

    It stands to reason.
    Does your crinkle cutter have its handle to the side or above the blade, b?

    This is very important...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Does your crinkle cutter have its handle to the side or above the blade, b?

    This is very important...
    I don't have a crinkle cutter. Crinkle-cut chips come in bags you put in the freezer.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Thank Bill Bryson. His new book 'The Body', very interesting it is
    I remember 'A Short History of Nearly Everything' many years ago, was a really good read iirc
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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