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    Today, I learnt that Alexander The Great became King because his father's

    assassination had been triggered by a chap getting the assassin drunk, bum-raping him and then handing him to his stable hands for a mass bumming.

    What have you learnt today, awimb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    assassination had been triggered by a chap getting the assassin drunk, bum-raping him and then handing him to his stable hands for a mass bumming.

    What have you learnt today, awimb?
    Oh I learnt that Down's syndrome is so named after John Langdon Haydon Down.......who actually came up with the terms "Mongolid idiots" and "Mongols" for sufferers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    assassination had been triggered by a chap getting the assassin drunk, bum-raping him and then handing him to his stable hands for a mass bumming.

    What have you learnt today, awimb?
    I learnt the sales fella who I always assumed was a cund but gave him the benefit of the doubt is in fact a complete and utter cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    assassination had been triggered by a chap getting the assassin drunk, bum-raping him and then handing him to his stable hands for a mass bumming.

    What have you learnt today, awimb?
    I've learnt that one of our new recruits who told me we'd given him a dud phone (which was brand new) had actually turned on call blocking for all calls.

    He'd put 'problem-solving' as one of his key attributes within his CV...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    assassination had been triggered by a chap getting the assassin drunk, bum-raping him and then handing him to his stable hands for a mass bumming.

    What have you learnt today, awimb?
    I learnt that staying out drinking til 1am on a work night is a very stupid idea. Tbf, I learn this quite a lot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    I learnt that staying out drinking til 1am on a work night is a very stupid idea. Tbf, I learn this quite a lot
    the secret is to get beyond 1am, la

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    the secret is to get beyond 1am, la
    That was Tuesday night

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Oh I learnt that Down's syndrome is so named after John Langdon Haydon Down.......who actually came up with the terms "Mongolid idiots" and "Mongols" for sufferers
    I like that. He'd probably hate the idea of having his name associated with the mongs.

    Thank you for dropping this knowledge, psrb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I learnt the sales fella who I always assumed was a cund but gave him the benefit of the doubt is in fact a complete and utter cund.
    I'm actually glad, f. You'd been becoming a bit happy and non-misanthropic lately. I'm glad to see your innate mistrust of your fellow man return.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    I learnt that staying out drinking til 1am on a work night is a very stupid idea. Tbf, I learn this quite a lot
    You have confused 'learnt' with 'remembered', la.

    Mind you, I had a dreadful hangover yesterday and had to eat sausage and crinkle-cut chips with ketchup for lunch like my mum used to make me in order to recover. It was that or curl into the foetal position.

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