Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
assassination had been triggered by a chap getting the assassin drunk, bum-raping him and then handing him to his stable hands for a mass bumming.

What have you learnt today, awimb?
I've learnt that one of our new recruits who told me we'd given him a dud phone (which was brand new) had actually turned on call blocking for all calls.

He'd put 'problem-solving' as one of his key attributes within his CV...