Today, I learnt that Alexander The Great became King because his father's

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I learnt that staying out drinking til 1am on a work night is a very stupid idea. Tbf, I learn this quite a lot

You have confused 'learnt' with 'remembered', la.

Mind you, I had a dreadful hangover yesterday and had to eat sausage and crinkle-cut chips with ketchup for lunch like my mum used to make me in order to recover. It was that or curl into the foetal position.