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Thread: Went for a walk this morning.

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    He is the size of a large dog. A charming fellow though, I must confess.

    I am concerned about pikeys knocking on my door demanding their property back.
    Well if they do, he hasn't been abandoned. You can say you were simply looking after him and return him with a clear conscience while they scope your house for valuables and inevitably break in the following week.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    I was mostly thinking about Sarah Sands and contemplating whether you still would, wouldn't you
    I have no idea who this person is, but I can say with some confidence that, yes. Yes I would.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Anyway, the poor beast appears to have been abandoned and the glw is determined that we have to take him in...

    you'll get beaten up by pikeys who will then burn down your house, sc.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  4. #14
    What if he got the horse plastic surgery so that it couldn't be identified?

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    What if he got the horse plastic surgery so that it couldn't be identified?
    plastic surgery?

    The poor thing could end up looking like Celine Dion
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  6. #16
    Nice, but you'll have to report it to the police. No question.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    He is the size of a large dog. A charming fellow though, I must confess.

    I am concerned about pikeys knocking on my door demanding their property back.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Nice, but you'll have to report it to the police. No question.
    You don’t HAVE to. My fiancée’s sister has a horse that had sadly been turned out onto open pasture in The New Forest. He was a nervous boy to begin with but is now a fantastic hacker. He even joined us on the Cranborne Hunt recently. Was absolutely fearless, if a little reckless.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Nice, but you'll have to report it to the police. No question.
    I have reported it to the police, spoken to all the local houses with stables and told the local vet.

    No one expressed the slightest interest.

    I think I'm in the clear.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I have reported it to the police, spoken to all the local houses with stables and told the local vet.

    No one expressed the slightest interest.

    I think I'm in the clear.
    How is Nigel today?

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    How is Nigel today?
    Extremely well, ty b. He spends most of his time under the kitchen window, occasionally wickering for me to pass him a carrot.

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