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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    This was inevitable. But how will the cats feel about this? Would you be able to ride around on him? How are his manners?
    He is the size of a large dog. A charming fellow though, I must confess.

    I am concerned about pikeys knocking on my door demanding their property back.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    He is the size of a large dog. A charming fellow though, I must confess.

    I am concerned about pikeys knocking on my door demanding their property back.
    Well if they do, he hasn't been abandoned. You can say you were simply looking after him and return him with a clear conscience while they scope your house for valuables and inevitably break in the following week.

  3. #3
    Nice, but you'll have to report it to the police. No question.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    He is the size of a large dog. A charming fellow though, I must confess.

    I am concerned about pikeys knocking on my door demanding their property back.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Nice, but you'll have to report it to the police. No question.
    You don’t HAVE to. My fiancée’s sister has a horse that had sadly been turned out onto open pasture in The New Forest. He was a nervous boy to begin with but is now a fantastic hacker. He even joined us on the Cranborne Hunt recently. Was absolutely fearless, if a little reckless.

  5. #5
    Serious matter though, keeping another's property. Especially a horse, you'd think?


    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    You don’t HAVE to. My fiancée’s sister has a horse that had sadly been turned out onto open pasture in The New Forest. He was a nervous boy to begin with but is now a fantastic hacker. He even joined us on the Cranborne Hunt recently. Was absolutely fearless, if a little reckless.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Serious matter though, keeping another's property. Especially a horse, you'd think?
    I do like the fact that, while laissez-faire in the matter of inter-human morality, you are extremely stern when it comes to the matter of animal ownership.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Nice, but you'll have to report it to the police. No question.
    I have reported it to the police, spoken to all the local houses with stables and told the local vet.

    No one expressed the slightest interest.

    I think I'm in the clear.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I have reported it to the police, spoken to all the local houses with stables and told the local vet.

    No one expressed the slightest interest.

    I think I'm in the clear.
    How is Nigel today?

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    How is Nigel today?
    Extremely well, ty b. He spends most of his time under the kitchen window, occasionally wickering for me to pass him a carrot.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Extremely well, ty b. He spends most of his time under the kitchen window, occasionally wickering for me to pass him a carrot.
    It's quite the menagerie you're developing. You could open a petting zoo.

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