Alyson Rudd of the Times assures me that VAR rightly confirmed that it wasn't a pen

[barrybueno]

Even Shearuh and Wrighty said it was a pen. Poor Alyson, she's even dumber than Shearuh and Wrighty.

Still would, mind. Alyson, not Shearuh or Wrighty. Well, maybe Wrighty.

I was gonna reply 'you still would' to your original post but you seemed angry so I bottled it