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[Burney]

I look fúcking ancient. I look like someone who died several months ago and has started to decompose

Perhaps you're too thin? Perhaps you need a bit of fat to fill out the wrinkly bits?

[Sir C]

Perhaps you're too thin? Perhaps you need a bit of fat to fill out the wrinkly bits?

No, I'm fat at the moment actually. I'm about to go on hard regime for a month or so

I'm just old, b. So, so old

[Luis Anaconda]

No, I'm fat at the moment actually. I'm about to go on hard regime for a month or so

I'm just old, b. So, so old

*******s, you're still a youngster

[Sir C]

*******s, you're still a youngster

You're axtremely kind. But we both know that isn't so.

[Burney]

No, I'm fat at the moment actually. I'm about to go on hard regime for a month or so

I'm just old, b. So, so old

Not at all! 60 is the new 40, they say.

[Sir C]

Not at all! 60 is the new 40, they say.

Aww, you're just saying that.

[Burney]

Aww, you're just saying that.

I'm trying to comfort myself as much as anything.

By the way, I've been catching up with a few old schoolfriends I've not seen since my early 30s recently. So far, all of us have split up from our wives/long-term partners from those times. Not one of us is still with the same woman we were with then. In fact, one of them is now living on a boat in Norwich post-divorce in a sort of Alan Partridge-esque twist.

But anyway, it seems that nobody's relationships last. Which makes me feel better about things.

[Sir C]

I'm trying to comfort myself as much as anything.

By the way, I've been catching up with a few old schoolfriends I've not seen since my early 30s recently. So far, all of us have split up from our wives/long-term partners from those times. Not one of us is still with the same woman we were with then. In fact, one of them is now living on a boat in Norwich post-divorce in a sort of Alan Partridge-esque twist.

But anyway, it seems that nobody's relationships last. Which makes me feel better about things.

It shouldn't, though. It should make you feel as vacuous and amoral as the rest of them.

Remember what the first glw said to me at that time? "You know what you've done? You've turned us into a statistic."

[Burney]

It shouldn't, though. It should make you feel as vacuous and amoral as the rest of them.

Remember what the first glw said to me at that time? "You know what you've done? You've turned us into a statistic."

It's the chap on the boat I feel most sorry for. He's always been a bit of an Africa fiend and would go off there for months on end, doing various weird jobs. Anyway, he goes off to Liberia for six months and comes home to find his glw in bed with his mate.

I never liked her anyway. Stuck up French bitch.

[WES]

I'm trying to comfort myself as much as anything.

By the way, I've been catching up with a few old schoolfriends I've not seen since my early 30s recently. So far, all of us have split up from our wives/long-term partners from those times. Not one of us is still with the same woman we were with then. In fact, one of them is now living on a boat in Norwich post-divorce in a sort of Alan Partridge-esque twist.

But anyway, it seems that nobody's relationships last. Which makes me feel better about things.

23 years in April for Mrs WES and me.

Mind you, she married better than your ex-partners.