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[Luis Anaconda]

b looked his currect age about 15 yrs ago imho

I think I just about knew him 15 years ago - I would say we all look younger these days

[Sir C]

I think I just about knew him 15 years ago - I would say we all look younger these days

I look fúcking ancient. I look like someone who died several months ago and has started to decompose

[Pokster]

I look fúcking ancient. I look like someone who died several months ago and has started to decompose

So no change then

[Burney]

I look fúcking ancient. I look like someone who died several months ago and has started to decompose

Perhaps you're too thin? Perhaps you need a bit of fat to fill out the wrinkly bits?

[Sir C]

Perhaps you're too thin? Perhaps you need a bit of fat to fill out the wrinkly bits?

No, I'm fat at the moment actually. I'm about to go on hard regime for a month or so

I'm just old, b. So, so old

[Luis Anaconda]

No, I'm fat at the moment actually. I'm about to go on hard regime for a month or so

I'm just old, b. So, so old

*******s, you're still a youngster

[Sir C]

*******s, you're still a youngster

You're axtremely kind. But we both know that isn't so.

[Burney]

No, I'm fat at the moment actually. I'm about to go on hard regime for a month or so

I'm just old, b. So, so old

Not at all! 60 is the new 40, they say.

[Sir C]

Not at all! 60 is the new 40, they say.

Aww, you're just saying that.

[Burney]

Aww, you're just saying that.

I'm trying to comfort myself as much as anything.

By the way, I've been catching up with a few old schoolfriends I've not seen since my early 30s recently. So far, all of us have split up from our wives/long-term partners from those times. Not one of us is still with the same woman we were with then. In fact, one of them is now living on a boat in Norwich post-divorce in a sort of Alan Partridge-esque twist.

But anyway, it seems that nobody's relationships last. Which makes me feel better about things.