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    Anything that gets under that revolting old reptile's skin has to be a good thing.

    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    blackmail Her Majesty into acceding to their irresponsible, vulgar demands.

    In better times, they'd have been drowned in butts of wine, locked in a dungeon to starve to death or pressed between boards and dispatched with red-hot pokers for such impudence. At the very least we'd have had a proper civil war between the different Houses resulting in various bloody and cathartic pitched battles.

    Honestly, the place has gone to the dogs.
    She may even blow a fuse and fall off her perch and the whole corrupt charade that is the HOW will be swept aside in a glorious revolution that will see us become the republic we should have become four hundred years ago.

    I think Boris would win the first presidential election hands down b. Imagine how your bosom will swell with pride when he is introduced to the US Senate as the The President of the United Republic of Great Britain, as a proper Head of State (Northern Ireland will have left the Union to rejoin the fascist European kleptocracy we fought so hard to withdraw from).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    She may even blow a fuse and fall off her perch and the whole corrupt charade that is the HOW will be swept aside in a glorious revolution that will see us become the republic we should have become four hundred years ago.

    I think Boris would win the first presidential election hands down b. Imagine how your bosom will swell with pride when he is introduced to the US Senate as the The President of the United Republic of Great Britain, as a proper Head of State (Northern Ireland will have left the Union to rejoin the fascist European kleptocracy we fought so hard to withdraw from).
    People like you are why it was such a terrible mistake to dispense with hanging, drawing and quartering, h. Think of the ribald jokes the mob would make as your privy members are removed with a curved knife? Consider their guffaws at your girlish shrieks of agony! What fun as your entrails are slowly wound out of your abdomen!

    Do we really have the right to deny the good people of London such pleasure? I think not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    People like you are why it was such a terrible mistake to dispense with hanging, drawing and quartering, h. Think of the ribald jokes the mob would make as your privy members are removed with a curved knife? Consider their guffaws at your girlish shrieks of agony! What fun as your entrails are slowly wound out of your abdomen!

    Do we really have the right to deny the good people of London such pleasure? I think not.
    Girlish shrieks? The deep and noble roar of the wounded lion more like.

    And the mob of soft handed, effete royal todies like you would gasp in awe at the many hacks of the blade required to slice through my preposterously fat cock, still reeking as it would be of your mother's bowels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Girlish shrieks? The deep and noble roar of the wounded lion more like.

    And the mob of soft handed, effete royal todies like you would gasp in awe at the many hacks of the blade required to slice through my preposterously fat cock, still reeking as it would be of your mother's bowels.
    Whilst abuse related to people's mothers and eviscerating someone are fairly common, every now and then such a retort is of sufficient quality that it should be recognised.

    Herb's reply here is such a reply. Well played, Herb. Both plumbers and Java developers around the country should be well impressed.

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    Aw shucks WES .. come here and gimme a hug ya big old canadian moose noncer

    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    Whilst abuse related to people's mothers and eviscerating someone are fairly common, every now and then such a retort is of sufficient quality that it should be recognised.

    Herb's reply here is such a reply. Well played, Herb. Both plumbers and Java developers around the country should be well impressed.
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