Originally Posted by
Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
He didn't fail. He played the sexiest football I've seen in my life. He was from a civilised culture with a civilised accent. He made me happy. He joined the club around the same time my beloved and I had our first affair. He was betrayed by our Septic owner, by said Septic's fückwitted, soulless, professional sports administrator appointees, by those subhuman scum from AFTV and by Goonersaurus. Judases, the lot of them. I'm not into that Abrahamic büll**** as a rule, but I hope they all spend their 30 pieces of silver on plots of land and lynch themselves. I'd love to see a banyan tree with Kronky, Gazidis, that neck-tattooed chav and the green dinosaur each hanging from different branches.