Our drains got blocked several years back and there was a fúck awful smell coming up through our sink.
I called in Dynarod (or similar) in and they rodded the drains. They looked into the manhole as they rodded it and a load of baby wipes got blasted out. We were the end of the drain line and they could have only come from the next door neighbour's house. At the time, they had four kids aged 5 and under
I went round and explained that I'd paid £100 or so to have the drains cleared. At that point the Scouse neighbour said "Cheers, I wondered what the smell was." and closed the door. The ****.
Made me wonder what his house normally smelled like, not to actually do anything himself.
Never offered me a penny.
Serves him right that the two youngest kids turned out not to be his...