Afternoon all, my faith in the British people has been restored.

[Rich]

Now next up Arsenal to stop being crap .

Surely we're going to get Poch...?

- He is now back in London.
- Bild have confirmed that he will not be considered as next Bayern manager.
- Ole is winning big games at Utd so won't get sacked any time soon.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Did your kids curtly end your sofa slumber and jump all over you at 7:30am, asking you to escort them to school?

[Monty92]

Did your kids curtly end your sofa slumber and jump all over you at 7:30am, asking you to escort them to school?

I went to bed at 4 and they were in by 6.30.

Chucked the kids into school and was in the gym by 9.15. I believe this is what's known as the "Boris bounce"

[Sir C]

I went to bed at 4 and they were in by 6.30.

Chucked the kids into school and was in the gym by 9.15. I believe this is what's known as the "Boris bounce"

What if it turned out that Boris is actually pretty good?

It won't though. He's just going to be another Cameronesque limp dick.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I bet you were unusually civil to all you met along the way, distributing cheery smiles galore
Perhaps even giving some spare change or advice to a homeless merchant you'd normally trip over along the way

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Hmm, sounds as if Pat's numbers have come up but hasn't gone public

[Pat Vegas]

Hmm, sounds as if Pat's numbers have come up but hasn't gone public

I am actually Greggggggg Wallace (i've added some extra G's incase)

[Viva Prat Vegas]

That means everything you now say is at a Volume of 10

"WOLLER YA GONNA COOK FOR US?"