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Thread: The Workington returning officer sounded on the brink of tears.

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    The Workington returning officer sounded on the brink of tears.

    Oh, fck me, this is great!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, fck me, this is great!!!
    Theyve take Darlington!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Theyve take Darlington!!!
    Labour have really fckin had one Corbs has not let us down
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, fck me, this is great!!!
    Pssssst....if you're still struggling to, ahem, "arrive", Heidi Allen is currently on the BBC.

    I mean, if you can look past the jawline, there's something approaching a moderatelt attractive woman, there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Pssssst....if you're still struggling to, ahem, "arrive", Heidi Allen is currently on the BBC.

    I mean, if you can look past the jawline, there's something approaching a moderatelt attractive woman, there.
    That's Joy from Drop The Dead Donkey!
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    I've already seen her potential
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Pssssst....if you're still struggling to, ahem, "arrive", Heidi Allen is currently on the BBC.

    I mean, if you can look past the jawline, there's something approaching a moderatelt attractive woman, there.
    Thing is, I loathe her so much Id feel duty-bound to basically render her wheelchair-bound after coition and at my age Im not sure I have the energy for sex that angry or vigorous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Thing is, I loathe her so much I’d feel duty-bound to basically render her wheelchair-bound after coition and at my age I’m not sure I have the energy for sex that angry or vigorous.
    Did you see Justine Greening earlier, immediately trying to weasel her way back into the Tory party with a cringing brown-nosing monologue about how great Boris's agenda is.

    I'd happily render her wheelchair bound so long as I can skip the sex, the wart-faced slag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Did you see Justine Greening earlier, immediately trying to weasel her way back into the Tory party with a cringing brown-nosing monologue about how great Boris's agenda is.

    I'd happily render her wheelchair bound so long as I can skip the sex, the wart-faced slag.
    I did, but that was nothing compared to Nicholas Soames attempt to crawl up Bozzas arse once hed seen the exit polls. Truly pathetic.

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