So this terror attack on Friday. Not only was the killer attending the rehabilitation

[barrybueno]

Which is more than can be said for the rehabilitation workshops. I'd seriously love to read the feedback forms.

I saw the guy from Cambridge who runs this scheme was reduced to defending it on the basis that it'd been running 5 years and this was the first time one of the crims had gone on a killing spree at one of their events.

'Well, I would say this - I've been working here for 5 years. In 2015, no one died. In 2016, no one died. In 2017, no one died. In 2018, no one died. In 2019, someone died.'

RIP btw

[Monty92]

'Well, I would say this - I've been working here for 5 years. In 2015, no one died. In 2016, no one died. In 2017, no one died. In 2018, no one died. In 2019, someone died.'

RIP btw

One of my favourite comedy sketches ever

[Burney]

'Well, I would say this - I've been working here for 5 years. In 2015, no one died. In 2016, no one died. In 2017, no one died. In 2018, no one died. In 2019, someone died.'

RIP btw

Exactly the sketch it brought to mind for me.

[Sir C]

event by special invitation.
Not only was he not security checked before entering the venue (somewhat amazing given that the event was specifically designed to be attended by murderers and terrorists).
Not only was he wearing his fake suicide vest the whole time he was there.
But he actually sat through a full morning of rehabilitation workshops and waited until after lunch to go on his stabbing rampage.

What kind of sick fúcker voluntarily sits through hours of do-gooding workshops rather than just getting into the stabbing straight away? That's the sign of a truly diseased mind imo.

As for the victims, very sad, etc, etc, but the words ''Fúcking asking for it' do spring to mind.

You've got to be a fan of narwhal-tusk wielding chef Lukasz, who despite 5 stab wounds, kept coming back for more.

Poles. Great bunch of lads.

[Burney]

You've got to be a fan of narwhal-tusk wielding chef Lukasz, who despite 5 stab wounds, kept coming back for more.

Poles. Great bunch of lads.

You'll find very few people in this country with a bad word to say about the Poles. They're white, Christian, hard-working, double-hard and they don't like muslims*.






*Or Jews

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

You'll find very few people in this country with a bad word to say about the Poles. They're white, Christian, hard-working, double-hard and they don't like muslims*.

I think your mate Boris is sending them all back. Not part of the Make Britain Great Again plan

[Burney]

I think your mate Boris is sending them all back. Not part of the Make Britain Great Again plan

Trouble is that's entirely untrue, though, isn't it, h?

[Monty92]

Trouble is that's entirely untrue, though, isn't it, h?

I must say, if someone had told us 3 years ago that we'd be on the cusp of a General Election in which the still unresolved matter of Brexit was the single most prominent issue, and that immigration and Freedom of Movement had barely even been a talking point, we would have been incredulous.

Further proof that we really don't have a f*cking clue about anything. How could anyone have predicted that?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Trouble is that's entirely untrue, though, isn't it, h?

Sorry, I'm confused b. Is telling the truth back in fashion or something?

[Peter]

You'll find very few people in this country with a bad word to say about the Poles. They're white, Christian, hard-working, double-hard and they don't like muslims



*Or Jews

Did their bit in the Italian campaign and d-day. ****ing hard *******s, the Poles 😀