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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    a wild assumption that the perp is an Allan?










    you're probably right, of course
    Mentally ill Norwegian, I'd have thought.

    No, hold on, the twitter left have decided it's a false flag operation designed to take the pressure off Boris to appear on Andrew Neil's show.

    I **** you not.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Mentally ill Norwegian, I'd have thought.

    No, hold on, the twitter left have decided it's a false flag operation designed to take the pressure off Boris to appear on Andrew Neil's show.

    I **** you not.
    well, that would all make sense.

    Boris will no doubt want a quick word of thanks to the fallen brother who took one, to the head, for the team
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Mentally ill Norwegian, I'd have thought.

    No, hold on, the twitter left have decided it's a false flag operation designed to take the pressure off Boris to appear on Andrew Neil's show.

    I **** you not.
    Of course it's a fücking Allan. You can tell cos he did something really simple. Made a fake suicide vest out of egg cartoons and used a knife. Classic thick Allan tactics.

    What he didn't do was pick a major landmark, use a cloak of invisibility to get past the security checks, climb over the wall in front of the altar in front of 100 tourists, somehow get into the back and scale the 50ft solid stone walls, before shooting flaming arrows of Muslamic retribution. And then escaping again with no-one seeing.

    Now, obviously, a Vedic mystic could do all that via meditation and levitation.

    But knife and Blue Peter suicide vest of pipe cleaners is about all an Abrahamic terrorist can hope for.

    Backward heathens, see?

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Mentally ill Norwegian, I'd have thought.

    No, hold on, the twitter left have decided it's a false flag operation designed to take the pressure off Boris to appear on Andrew Neil's show.

    I **** you not.
    Aaaand the motherfùckers are actually trying to blame the Jews.

    https://twitter.com/joewood74323155/...854884353?s=21

    Seriously, fùck these animals. Anyone who votes to put Corbyn in charge is just fùcking filth.

  5. #5

    Oh look. Berni's found a nut job on Twitter, therefore the Allan attack is the fault

    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Aaaand the motherfùckers are actually trying to blame the Jews.

    https://twitter.com/joewood74323155/...854884353?s=21

    Seriously, fùck these animals. Anyone who votes to put Corbyn in charge is just fùcking filth.
    of anyone considering voting Labour. Nothing to do with the total failure to effectively monitor the movements of a man convicted of plotting a mass murder. He was was even tagged but the relentless slashing of police budgets means nobody was actually monitoring him.

    Seriously, fùck the tories. Anyone who votes to put the Borifice in charge is even filthier fùcking filth.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    of anyone considering voting Labour. Nothing to do with the total failure to effectively monitor the movements of a man convicted of plotting a mass murder. He was was even tagged but the relentless slashing of police budgets means nobody was actually monitoring him.

    Seriously, fùck the tories. Anyone who votes to put the Borifice in charge is even filthier fùcking filth.
    Do you think the public would support forced conversion to Buddhism of anywon convicted of religious terrorism?

    Bang 'em up with acid and K and then play them the Ohm Mani Padme Hum chant for 8 hrs while looking at a picture of HHDL smiling.

    Cheaper that prison. Make 'em do a lie detector after. If they still have violent tendencies hit them with more drugs. Maybe a DMT pipe.....
    Last edited by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult; 11-30-2019 at 09:47 AM.

  7. #7

    I'm not as creative as you ganp. I'm more a "give em a good kickin' and

    Quote Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult View Post
    Do you think the public would support forced conversion to Buddhism of anywon convicted of religious terrorism?

    Bang 'em up with acid and K and then play them the Ohm Mani Padme Hum chant for 8 hrs while looking at a picture of HHDL smiling.

    Cheaper that prison. Make 'em do a lie detector after. If they still have violent tendencies hit them with more drugs. Maybe a DMT pipe.....
    make 'em eat bacon sandwiches" brigade.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    make 'em eat bacon sandwiches" brigade.
    mmmmmm bacon sarnie got won coming up H
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

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    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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