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  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    How many 'babs are you getting out of that bad boy, i?
    what? for my own personal consumption?




























    about 6
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    How many 'babs are you getting out of that bad boy, i?
    phwooooooar!

    https://www.star-catering.co.uk/cook...00900-lon.html
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    what? for my own personal consumption?




























    about 6
    Christ, I've just realised I've got spaghetti with pesto for dinner.

    Yes. Spaghetti with pesto.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    No wonder he's a tycoon on the back of kebabs.

    10kg for £30ish - the markup is enormous

    https://www.star-catering.co.uk/star...00422-lon.html


    mmmm kebab
    That is one cheap elephant leg! Bit of a bugger to cook at home though tbh
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    That is one cheap elephant leg! Bit of a bugger to cook at home though tbh
    it wouln't fit in my freezer...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Christ, I've just realised I've got spaghetti with pesto for dinner.

    Yes. Spaghetti with pesto.
    not now you've got that doner kebab in your mind...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    How many 'babs are you getting out of that bad boy, i?
    Well let's say the average large doner can't be much more than a quarter pound of meat. But let's be more generous (inc. wastage) and say the average is eight large doners to the kilo at six quid each. Include 20p tops for salad, sauce and bread and that's £46.40 per kilo. Let's say £460 per elephant's leg. So that's a markup of £430 on each one.

    But then you've got yer overheads of your entire extended and unfeasibly hairy Turkish Cypriot family to employ, etc.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Well let's say the average large doner can't be much more than a quarter pound of meat. But let's be more generous (inc. wastage) and say the average is eight large doners to the kilo at six quid each. Include 20p tops for salad, sauce and bread and that's £46.40 per kilo. Let's say £460 per elephant's leg. So that's a markup of £430 on each one.

    But then you've got yer overheads of your entire extended and unfeasibly hairy Turkish Cypriot family to employ, etc.
    you've not factored in the 50% yield loss of the fat running out of the meaty leg...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    you've not factored in the 50% yield loss of the fat running out of the meaty leg...
    You're not suggesting they aren't spooning that wonderful, wonderful grease into the kebabs, surely?

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Well let's say the average large doner can't be much more than a quarter pound of meat. But let's be more generous (inc. wastage) and say the average is eight large doners to the kilo at six quid each. Include 20p tops for salad, sauce and bread and that's £46.40 per kilo. Let's say £460 per elephant's leg. So that's a markup of £430 on each one.

    But then you've got yer overheads of your entire extended and unfeasibly hairy Turkish Cypriot family to employ, etc.
    They all work for a pittance though. Geddit?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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