Fúcking look at these bad boys, bb!
Do you reckon I could convince the missus to make room in the kitchen for these?
https://www.ggmgastro.com/gb/angebot...xoCxJIQAvD_BwE
Fúcking look at these bad boys, bb!
Do you reckon I could convince the missus to make room in the kitchen for these?
https://www.ggmgastro.com/gb/angebot...xoCxJIQAvD_BwE
It renders the kebab structurally unsound and you end up shovelling meat and greasy bread into your face in a frankly undignified way, but it's totally worth it.
Every kebab is the same. You start off thinking you can eat it with dignity using the little plastic fork and inevitably end up eating like an animal and covered in a film of grease that requires you to shower..
The key is to get to the end of the kebab with no salad, 4 or 5 mouthfuls of meat, 2 or 3 pickled chilies and the pitta soaked through and through with lamb grease, chilli sauce and garlic sauce.
One glug of lager and then in you go
Mrs WES is on a diet and I'm eating something utterly void of taste tonight, I just know it.
Now there is a moment at the end when all you're left with is the detritus and you know full well that what's left is 85-90% half-congealed grease with some bits of meat and bread in it.. A rational man would stop at this point and discard the thing.
Does anyone actually stop, though?
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'