“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Well let's say the average large doner can't be much more than a quarter pound of meat. But let's be more generous (inc. wastage) and say the average is eight large doners to the kilo at six quid each. Include 20p tops for salad, sauce and bread and that's £46.40 per kilo. Let's say £460 per elephant's leg. So that's a markup of £430 on each one.
But then you've got yer overheads of your entire extended and unfeasibly hairy Turkish Cypriot family to employ, etc.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'