I know I’ll get a whole load of sh*t for this, but there are moments when her mouth

[Burney]

Ann Widdecombe, c. Shirley she would be on the same list as Diane Abbott?

I think deflowering a 72 year-old woman is exactly the sort of thing Sir C would regard as a challenge. He would think of it as 'being asked the question' and make it a point of honour to follow through.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Jess Phillips I absolutely couldn't, though. There's something very bovine about her that would make it feel like bestiality.

I can see exactly where you're coming from but I reckon Jess Philips would go like a tractor on speed.

Still Heidi Allen for me

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sian Berry at a push
It's in the eyes

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I'm surprised at m fancying a go on it. He's always been against the more Rubenesque, full-bosomed lady as I recall.

Perhaps he's finally maturing?

Either that or his or half has come to her senses and stopped letting him climb her?