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    I’ve done some world class sleeping.

    But the best bit is the dream I had this morning.

    I was campaigning with Jeremy Corbyn in Dagenham. I found him in the bus, teaching Diane Abbott maths. He had her chanting her times tables, thus:

    “One Jew is Jew
    Two Jews are Jew Jew
    Three Jews are more Jews
    Four Jews are your Jews
    Five Jews are my Jews”

    Then I woke up, giggling.

    I wonder what 6 Jews are?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I wonder what 6 Jews are?
    a conspiracy?
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I wonder what 6 Jews are?
    Lampshades?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    But the best bit is the dream I had this morning.

    I was campaigning with Jeremy Corbyn in Dagenham. I found him in the bus, teaching Diane Abbott maths. He had her chanting her times tables, thus:

    “One Jew is Jew
    Two Jews are Jew Jew
    Three Jews are more Jews
    Four Jews are your Jews
    Five Jews are my Jews”

    Then I woke up, giggling.

    I wonder what 6 Jews are?
    Pethidine takes a while to leave the system. You've basically had an opium dream. Like Coleridge or one of those lads.

    Glad to hear you're well. Hope you're not too sore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Pethidine takes a while to leave the system. You've basically had an opium dream. Like Coleridge or one of those lads.

    Glad to hear you're well. Hope you're not too sore?
    Dozed off again.

    Much better than last time, thank you. Still not pleasant, but I’ll be back in the office tomorrow. Or Monday, maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Dozed off again.

    Much better than last time, thank you. Still not pleasant, but I’ll be back in the office tomorrow. Or Monday, maybe.
    Dreaming about jews after a nose op, I think that's some subconscious racism right there C
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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