But the best bit is the dream I had this morning.
I was campaigning with Jeremy Corbyn in Dagenham. I found him in the bus, teaching Diane Abbott maths. He had her chanting her times tables, thus:
“One Jew is Jew
Two Jews are Jew Jew
Three Jews are more Jews
Four Jews are your Jews
Five Jews are my Jews”
Then I woke up, giggling.
I wonder what 6 Jews are?
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'