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Thread: You know that bit where they go fishing and catch a fish

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    You know that bit where they go fishing and catch a fish

    and cook it over a fire and then they go to sleep? I suspect they did a sexytime.

    That chapter is probably the crowning glory in the western literary canon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    and cook it over a fire and then they go to sleep? I suspect they did a sexytime.

    That chapter is probably the crowning glory in the western literary canon.
    No, the best fishing scene ever written in English is 'Big Two-Hearted River' by Hemingway. It shows you what a wonderful writer he might have been if he hadn't got obsessed with bullfighting and impotence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    No, the best fishing scene ever written in English is 'Big Two-Hearted River' by Hemingway. It shows you what a wonderful writer he might have been if he hadn't got obsessed with bullfighting and impotence.
    I'm going for any scene in Peter Benchley's Jaws*

    *I've never read it, I really think I should tbh
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    I'm going for any scene in Peter Benchley's Jaws*

    *I've never read it, I really think I should tbh
    There was a sexytime scene in that book. It got handed round my school for weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    There was a sexytime scene in that book. It got handed round my school for weeks.
    It was when Hooper banged Chief Brody's missus, wasn't it? That's why Brody ended up leaving Hooper to get ate up by the shark.

    Fair to say it was a bit different to the film.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It was when Hooper banged Chief Brody's missus, wasn't it? That's why Brody ended up leaving Hooper to get ate up by the shark.

    Fair to say it was a bit different to the film.
    Oh well there's no point in me buying it now
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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