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  1. 11-05-2019, 02:20 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    My favourite bit is when they unearth the ones have clearly never done anything more complex than add a garnish to something they've reheated in a microwave and ask them to prepare lamb sweetbreads. Very funny imo. It gets a bit boring after that.

    There was that private chef who made the final a few years back with his horrific poncified vegan nonsense and then dropped dead while running the London Marathon. How I laughed.
    haha I didn't know that, I'm having my laugh now

    Verdict: Diet didn't include enough runner beans.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    haha I didn't know that, I'm having my laugh now

    Verdict: Diet didn't include enough runner beans.
    I wouldn't normally laugh, but he was a right smug ****, bb. Also, his food looked terrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I wouldn't normally laugh, but he was a right smug ****, bb. Also, his food looked terrible.
    Smug as well eh? He needed punishing, bet he was the sort of annoying **** who hassled people about their carbon footprints too.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
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  4. 11-05-2019, 02:32 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Smug as well eh? He needed punishing, bet he was the sort of annoying **** who hassled people about their carbon footprints too.
    He'd have been all over thon Greta Tunbridge imo.
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